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Rode Trippe - Dae Fiave

I heer banjoez. *worriedflick* Thay eete skwirlz heer.

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Postide usinge mie T-Mobul Blakburdee

Rode Trippe - Dae Fore

Evaedide kustomes, ann snuk bak into thee kountree. *flick*

Kaute a new truke goinge mie wae. *flickflick* Yewl nevur gess wat iz oan thee truck.

*facewash*

Onyuns. *agitatedflick* I HAITE ONYUNS!

Postide usinge mie T-Mobul Blakburdee

Rode Trippe - Dae Toe

Kanada? KANADA?! *angrychitter* Hoo taikes a loade of kabige toe Kanada?

Stoopide truk drivur. *sulkflick*

Postide usinge mie T-Mobul Blakburdee

Rode Trippe - Dae Oan

Gotte mie travulinge bonnit, ann founde a truke goinge mie wae - nexte stope, the Southe!

Note toe selfe: nexte tiame, doante pik a truke haulinge kabige. *flick* Jeste saeinge. *flick flick*

Postide usinge mie T-Mobul Blakburdee

*furiouschitter*

Thee henche-hamsturs wente oan striake, al bekuze Felonee suggestide thet I wuz redundente - ann thay wantide toe driave!

FIANE! Thay ken alle stae hoam fore alle I kare! *taillash* Ille hitchehiake! *satisfiedflick*

ANN THARE BETTUR NOTE BEE ANNEE PARTEES WILE IME GON!

Iffe Buzzee Wonte Kome Toe Mee...

...Ille goe toe Buzzee. *flick*

Ov korse, yew noe wat thet meens...



RODE TRIPPE!


I neede toe packe...

O, Buzzee...

...sumwune hade a kamera laste weekende...

Warninge! Skwerl porne!Collapse )

Wel, izzunt *thet* sweete!

A kuple ov weekes agoe, Buzzee askde mee iffe I hade annee bio-hazzurd teste tubez lefte - ann I dide! I sente hime a kuple, ann laste nite, thee EwPeeEss drivur delivurde a... *flick* um... *flickflick*

Hae, Buzzee! I doante meene toe sounde ungratefule, bute... *curiousflick* whate iz thiz?

Cheezee

Thee tranznuttur rae eksparamints kontinue withe littul suksess. Motsarella mae note bee a substitoote fore wonderfloneeum, bute I mae nevur noe, bekuze sumoan turnde oute toe bee mor chikin thin hamstur. *flickflick* Alsoe, cheezee chunkse ov akorn ar suprizinglee harde toe skrape offe thee walz. Ande seelinge. Ande flor. Ande ekwipmint. Ande henchehamsturs - altho I mae leeve hime toe fende fore himselfe. *chitter* I meene, al hee hade toe doe waz stande ther ande holde thee akorn, bute noe, hee hade toe bee a bige babee ande mov, wiche rooinde thee hole eksparamint. *taillash*

Travul Araingements

Jest gettinge a fewe thinges togethur fore a surprize trippe, ann I askde thee henche-hamstur toe maike shore ther wer enuf aire holz thiz tiame, az opozde toe mie tripe toe Borneeo.

Wiche iz alle fine, eksepte ... *flick* *flick* HEE STARTIDE MAIKINGE THEE HOLZ WILE I WAZ STILLE INNE THEE BOKS! *angrychitter*

Hee uzde thee gude kitchun nife, toe. *chitter* I sware, gude help iz soe harde toe finde.